Piss the Carpet
by (ardath@genie.com)
Written in 1996

Humor

The new album
Microsoft buys The Sisters of Mercy
A Christmas Carrot
Truth about the new album

Comparison lists
Colonel Kurtz vs. Andrew Eldritch
Apocalypse Now vs. The Sisters of Mercy
Why Sisters Fans Are Almost Like Deadheads

Lyrics parodies
Piss the Carpet
Temple of Love Actions

Other
Andrew Eldritch action figures

Well I got green eyes
I'm so tough
I knocked over over over over
All your stuff
I pissed, I pissed the carpet
I climbed the curtain
I scratched your neck
Now you're hurtin'
And I say "meow..."

And for the final bit:

And I said: "Next time you'll clean my box or,
Next time, the carpet
If you don't clean my box I'll
Piss the carpet!"