The new album
Microsoft buys The Sisters of Mercy
A Christmas Carrot
Truth about the new album
Comparison lists
Colonel Kurtz vs. Andrew Eldritch
Apocalypse Now vs. The Sisters of Mercy
Why Sisters Fans Are Almost Like Deadheads
Lyrics parodies
Piss the Carpet
Temple of Love Actions
| Deadheads | Andy's Fans | |
|---|---|---|
| 0. | tour | tour |
| 1. | Hey I saw this show | Hey I saw this boot video |
| 2. | That show was great | That boot tape was great |
| 3. | I hear there's a show coming up | I hear there's a rumor |
| 4. | yeah, I agree |
Yeah, like Deja vu? I get the distinct feeling we've been here before...
I swear... didn't I post this:
[ ] a month ago |
| 5. | Battles the forces of the east and has a contract put on him by the west | Battles East/West over forcing him to honor his contract |
| 5. | It's not nice to disagree | Ground glass under eyelids |
| 6. | this is my fifth bus | this is my fifth sub |
| 7. | I know, lets all do nothing together so we can agree on shows | I know, lets all buy out Time Warner so we can emancipate the record contract |
| 8. | Bootlegs | Andy's current city |
| 9. | hemp, 'shrooms | adrenochrome, meth |
| 10. | gatherings | secret gigs |
| 11. | "cords" | pentagrams |
| 12. | "bells" | chrome studs |
| 13. | Loose shirts with no buttons and square necks covered in shitty embroidery | Black hooded jackets |
| 14. | Happiness man | bitterness |
| 15. | peace | Mekong |
| 16. |
really man stay hang out chill out be one of us |
get the hell off this list burn out die you are a circus pinhead |
| 17. | "YOU DON'T DIG THE DEAD!" | "You're criticising our beloved leader - that means, Sir, Pistols at Dawn for you." |
| 18. |
HOW CAN YOU DISAGREE Geri is the defining rock and roller! |
F* you! Andrew is the defining rock and roller! ***PUNCH!*** ***Whack*** <thud> ***KICK*** ***KICk*** ***Kick*** ***kick*** |
| 19. | It's so free | The rare cd's are so costly. |
| 20. |
Dark curly hair turned gray |
Dark stringy hair now bleached |
| 21. | Concert play lists religiously examined for band mood clues. | Concert play lists religiously examined for new material. |
| 22. |
No longer amoung us. Gone to a higher consciousness. Left a void which can not be filled. |
"YOU!DON'T USE THE G*** WORD!" |
| 23. | "Geri, we miss you!" | Darn. He flamed the list. Again. |
| 24. |
"Mean People Suck" |-< |
"Mean People Suck" 8-) |
| 25. | A bunch of cultists without their leader | Valley of the Dominionites: lots of netsurfers take dr*gs and sit around wide-eyed making airhead comments. Noone notices. |
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