Warner Bros Pictures
in collaboration with
The Reptile House(tm)
A Mike Newell film
A new adaptation of the Dickens classic:
A CHRISTMAS CARROT
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wave your hands in the air and walk backwards.
The immortal story of a Ebenezer Eldritch (prop. Merciful Relax Ltd), a wicked old scroat who, on Xmas Eve, receives a visition from his former partner...
"Hussey!! But you're dead!"
"NO! NO I'M NOT! I'M 'BETWEEN ALBUMS'!! DON'T YOU SAY THAT! EVERYONE LOVES THE MISSION!!"
"OK OK, you're resting!"
"Tonight Ebenezer, you will be visited by three goths..."
"Oh fantastic. I hope the arms dealers don't close early on Xmas Eve."
The Goth of Xmas Past:
"That's YOU, bozo!"
The Goth of Xmas Present:
"I'm afraid not, Tiny C."
Finally, he learns to accept stardom and enjoy his fame...
Don't miss this seasonal treat for all the family!
[Soundtrack not yet available]
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